Ode to Níðhöggr

Níðhöggr (Pronounced Nidd-Hog): a norse dragon who gnaws at a root of the world tree. (Wikipedia) 

We asked AI to write us a poem about a dragon mowing fields. This is what we got:


A dragon pushing a lawnmower,

Is that a sight that's quite a stunner?

The dragon's scales are shining bright,

The lawnmower's blades are sharp and tight.


The grass is green, the sky is blue,

The dragon's doing what it has to do.

It mows the lawn with care and grace,

A smile upon its scaly face.


The lawnmower hums, the dragon roars,

Together they make quite a force.

They work as one, in perfect sync,

A team that's hard to break or shrink.


So let us cherish this sweet scene,

Of dragon and lawnmower, lawn serene.

For life is short, but joy can last,

When we embrace the moments fast.